getting in trouble
u know when u know that u're about 2 get in trouble? its like that feeling when u're in class and u just cant shut ur mouth and the teacher is no longer laughing? (ok @ that point i shut up and every1 else gets kicked out..mauahha) so i have that rite now but i'll write it neways bc by the time mir sees me again she wont remember this. so im having a wild and crazy saturday night. actually this saturday nite is unlike every other saturday nite in silversmelly bc i didnt go visit my friends @ hollywood video. i kno! i am so sad! neways instead i ate ice cream w. my daddy and read the parade section of the worst newspaper known 2 man..the washington post. now here is where the getting in trouble comes in2 play...theres an article about "Protect Your Pet From Disaster". it was quite amusing and as i made fun of the article i thought of miriam and her "wittle puppy" farfel. (this is where all those who dont know farfel sit and ponder the wonder of naming ur dog after a brown grain dish) neways here r some important things miriam should know about protecting her dog from the great dangers in dallas.
first we should just think of some dangers she might encounter.
1. the air conditioning breaks and its 114 outside
2. the whole family realizes that they MUST go to carvel..all 2gether
3. they hear rachel is coming 2 town and they run away
4. the mavs invite them for dinner @ mark cuban's house
now in all these situations what does one do w. the dog? this is quite serious if i may say so myself...
dearest miriam. since i care so much for your wittle puppy who barks @ my toes here r some ideas:
1. pack an emergency kit for your dog.
what do u put in this kit? a special SteriPEN to sterilize water for your dog/cat. please note that i just looked up the price of this device and it is on average about $150. yup. now please note that these ppl didnt suggest that u buy a SteriPEN for your own water cleaning. just for your dogs. next item on the list..some litter for your cat. as if u rnt escaping from a giant hurricane w. just the clothing on ur back! u need to remember that ur cat is 2 jappy 2 pee on the grass. also it is quite important that u have a list of emergency numbers like friend and hotels that accept pets.
now here comes my favorite part...get ready for this...
"Any other cant live without items. a familiar toy can make a big difference during a bad time" ok. please correct me if i'm wrong, but arent we talking about a freaking pet here? i think froofroo can live without her chewed on tennis ball. and who really is going to pack a freaking stuffed animal for their dog? i mean u r losing ur house and ur stuff and ur furniture and everything and what do u have 2 remember 2 take along? A STUFFED TOY SO THAT PUPPY DOESNT GET SCARED!
ok now miriam is going to get mad @ me for making fun of ppl who luv their pets. really i am just jealous (again) bc i had an iguana who hated me more than hate itself. all he did was glare. eat lettuce. smell bad. and escape. i mean seriously. if the biggest tornado ever hit dallas i would just pack up his emergency kit and hold him close. ha.
i think im in a cynical mood brought on by my almost 8pm wake up from a nap.
i'm gonna go now..but dont 4get to act fast in case of an emergency. order your steriPEN now!http://www.nitro-pak.com/product_info.php?cPath=40_269&products_id=1243
first we should just think of some dangers she might encounter.
1. the air conditioning breaks and its 114 outside
2. the whole family realizes that they MUST go to carvel..all 2gether
3. they hear rachel is coming 2 town and they run away
4. the mavs invite them for dinner @ mark cuban's house
now in all these situations what does one do w. the dog? this is quite serious if i may say so myself...
dearest miriam. since i care so much for your wittle puppy who barks @ my toes here r some ideas:
1. pack an emergency kit for your dog.
what do u put in this kit? a special SteriPEN to sterilize water for your dog/cat. please note that i just looked up the price of this device and it is on average about $150. yup. now please note that these ppl didnt suggest that u buy a SteriPEN for your own water cleaning. just for your dogs. next item on the list..some litter for your cat. as if u rnt escaping from a giant hurricane w. just the clothing on ur back! u need to remember that ur cat is 2 jappy 2 pee on the grass. also it is quite important that u have a list of emergency numbers like friend and hotels that accept pets.
now here comes my favorite part...get ready for this...
"Any other cant live without items. a familiar toy can make a big difference during a bad time" ok. please correct me if i'm wrong, but arent we talking about a freaking pet here? i think froofroo can live without her chewed on tennis ball. and who really is going to pack a freaking stuffed animal for their dog? i mean u r losing ur house and ur stuff and ur furniture and everything and what do u have 2 remember 2 take along? A STUFFED TOY SO THAT PUPPY DOESNT GET SCARED!
ok now miriam is going to get mad @ me for making fun of ppl who luv their pets. really i am just jealous (again) bc i had an iguana who hated me more than hate itself. all he did was glare. eat lettuce. smell bad. and escape. i mean seriously. if the biggest tornado ever hit dallas i would just pack up his emergency kit and hold him close. ha.
i think im in a cynical mood brought on by my almost 8pm wake up from a nap.
i'm gonna go now..but dont 4get to act fast in case of an emergency. order your steriPEN now!http://www.nitro-pak.com/product_info.php?cPath=40_269&products_id=1243
posted by mirrac at 1:12 AM
3 Comments:
i remember getting kicked out many a times...
yup and i just sat in class and drew mrs. connolly as an angel on my test papers....muahahaha
mrs. connolly loves me. when i saw her at erins grad i had said i dont seem so bad now cuz she teaches the lil tds boys and shes like u were never bad... i miss psych class!
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