7-11
this morning i got 2 ditch the lab and go hang out in the sleep clinic. let me tell u something that i have discovered. i dont understand truly obese ppl. im not talking fat. or chubby. or wtvr. im talking 363lbs, i have 10 doctors for my lung disease, heart problems, sleep apnea, leg problems etc. like i have seen so many doctors i talk about a pain on my stomach and describe it being located in the "upper left quadrant". u know what i dont get? DUDE. U WOUDLNT HAVE 2 COMPLAIN ABOUT UR INSURANCE BEING MEAN AND MAKING U SLEEP IN A HOSPITAL BED @ THE SLEEP CLINIC IF U WERENT SO HUGE. i kno i shouldnt judge but really i just wanted 2 shake these ppl and b like, STOP EATING DUNKIN DONUTS ALL DAY. NO MORE HAPPY MEALS. or the lady walking around w. a portable oxygen thing, still smokes, and walks w. a cane. like lady. THIS IS UR LIFE WE R TALKING ABOUT. NOT MINE.
ok now that we've covered that, perhaps i should include a joke so that the mean mike can feel like our blog is funny enuf 2 have a comment EVERY post and not just EVERY OTHER. not that i think EVERY OTHER is so bad. really if i was being mean i would have pointed out that the comments r usually btwn me and mir. but since i'm not mean mike i wont. (speaking of mean mike, im not sure if u r mike, or mike..)
Happy 7-11 To All! i have already had 2 slurpees. deeliiiccioouuss. im considering going for another b4 it ends. i think it ends @ 11..but i can never remember. hm so sad.
2day was SO hot outside that i got really dehydrated and i still am deyhdrated bc i have had 1 glass of water and most of a water bottle since getting dehydrated. that was like 6 hours ago. i am stupid like that sometimes.
i just got film developed, and i realized that i am really pasty. like my face. like in 1 pic i am w. a person who is pretty dark so i dont feel so badly. but in another i'm in a pic w. some1 who is super pale and i still look pale. however this was b4 the spend at least 1 hour in the sun each day, so perhaps i'm not as caspery as i thought. and a sad thing that happened is that in the group pic from the red sox yankees game, not only am i wearing a jacket so u cant see my red sox shirt, but i am holding elisheva's yankee finger so i look like a confused jew. i also luv the pic from partial dallas reunion where every other person is making a crazy face and the other ppl r smiling. actually by every other i mean 2 out of 4. and by smiling i mean malkie is smiling, and yulia is talking so she looks slightly demented while not looking like she is making a crazy face. and my shirt totally doesnt match my skirt. y didnt ne convince me of this previously?
ok its really hot in my room. maybe its just my dehydration. one time i almost passed out on a sand dune in the negev. and then one time i had to sit down on the floor of the shuk. then steal a chair from a fish market man. and then i sat in a bus stop floor in meiah shearim while all the men sat on chairs. until an old man came and screamed at them that it was so rude. and then 2day i almost passed out while dr. chen was making a balloon for my multi-million dollar company. basically i get dehydrated easily. but i've actually avoided passing out tho i've gotten 2 the point where everything is black and the noises r fuzzy but then i sit down in the middle of the street. o i 4got the time i sat down in the middle of forest lane. which isnt a lane. its a 6 lane road. and i sat on the median. while malkie screamed @ me to get up. good times.
ok thats all for now
ok now that we've covered that, perhaps i should include a joke so that the mean mike can feel like our blog is funny enuf 2 have a comment EVERY post and not just EVERY OTHER. not that i think EVERY OTHER is so bad. really if i was being mean i would have pointed out that the comments r usually btwn me and mir. but since i'm not mean mike i wont. (speaking of mean mike, im not sure if u r mike, or mike..)
Happy 7-11 To All! i have already had 2 slurpees. deeliiiccioouuss. im considering going for another b4 it ends. i think it ends @ 11..but i can never remember. hm so sad.
2day was SO hot outside that i got really dehydrated and i still am deyhdrated bc i have had 1 glass of water and most of a water bottle since getting dehydrated. that was like 6 hours ago. i am stupid like that sometimes.
i just got film developed, and i realized that i am really pasty. like my face. like in 1 pic i am w. a person who is pretty dark so i dont feel so badly. but in another i'm in a pic w. some1 who is super pale and i still look pale. however this was b4 the spend at least 1 hour in the sun each day, so perhaps i'm not as caspery as i thought. and a sad thing that happened is that in the group pic from the red sox yankees game, not only am i wearing a jacket so u cant see my red sox shirt, but i am holding elisheva's yankee finger so i look like a confused jew. i also luv the pic from partial dallas reunion where every other person is making a crazy face and the other ppl r smiling. actually by every other i mean 2 out of 4. and by smiling i mean malkie is smiling, and yulia is talking so she looks slightly demented while not looking like she is making a crazy face. and my shirt totally doesnt match my skirt. y didnt ne convince me of this previously?
ok its really hot in my room. maybe its just my dehydration. one time i almost passed out on a sand dune in the negev. and then one time i had to sit down on the floor of the shuk. then steal a chair from a fish market man. and then i sat in a bus stop floor in meiah shearim while all the men sat on chairs. until an old man came and screamed at them that it was so rude. and then 2day i almost passed out while dr. chen was making a balloon for my multi-million dollar company. basically i get dehydrated easily. but i've actually avoided passing out tho i've gotten 2 the point where everything is black and the noises r fuzzy but then i sit down in the middle of the street. o i 4got the time i sat down in the middle of forest lane. which isnt a lane. its a 6 lane road. and i sat on the median. while malkie screamed @ me to get up. good times.
ok thats all for now
posted by mirrac at 9:19 PM
2 Comments:
dont 4get the time u sat down in the middle of 5 ave..even if it wasnt bc of dehydration..
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