missing an opportunity

my dad likes to quote some guy talking about arabs and how they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. its sad that i cant remember who said it bc he's quoted it so many times.
i'd like to discuss the red sox now and how they 2 never miss an opportunity to SLUUUMP.

heres how it goes. hi we're the red sox and we rock ur sox. we go along all summer w. the little spankees trailing behind pathetically. then all of a sudden we get tired. then we get bored. and then we just lose like crazy. like 5 games crazy. like every good pitcher is bad crazy. beckett, schilling, papelbon...then teh yankees lose a game and when we could use that opportunity to CLIMB the ladder, we dont. HELLO RED SOX. THE WILD CARD IS NOT AN OK OPTION. THATS LIKE BEING CHOSEN FOR MISS AMERICA BC EVERY1 ELSE IS ON VACATION. ok maybe thats not the worlds greatest mashal, but i'm sure u've heard some pretty lame ones back in the day when u asked some question that no1 wanted 2 take the time 2 answer, so im sure u can all handle it.