many updates from my "busy" life

if i knew how to write serious things in this blog, then i would proably write about the haftorah this week and how it connected perfectly with everything going on in israel. but since i dont really know how to be serious here..i guess i'll just say that i kind of feel that every1 is just going to point out how the haftorah fit, and how its the 3 weeks etc etc but then not actually do anything about it. but once again im so not in the rite mood to be all smart and thoughtful rite now. but i am thinking about it. so maybe if i dont post nething and miriam bothers me, then i'll write about it. not that i dont care. just i dont like writing about serious things. here. ok. now we'll move on. its like when miriam tells me things on the surface but wont tell me the actual story and then i get annoyed and tell her not 2 bring it up unless she is going 2 tell me. but ha. i did it 2. just not really bc its not a secret. its in the news.

here r 2 funny things to cheer us all up. ok one of them is cynical funny. but the other one is really actually funny.

1. (this is the actually funny one) so after an entire week of asking dr. chen every day if i could go get more distilled water, he finally decided that he had the time to process my sentence and send me off. so there i go w. 2 HUGE distilled water jug things on a wobbly metal cart. and then i have to go all the way around the building down the elevator, over a bridge to get to some1 elses lab to get the water even tho there are probably tons of ppl on our floor who have distilled water. but wtvr. neways so i go and of course the water takes 4ever to come out of the faucet so im standing in this random lab w. ppl doing intense experiments and waiting. and waiting. and finally they're full and i heave them out of the sink (even tho the guy offered to do it..i just did it myself and now my arms r sore..dont make fun they were like 50 pounds. neways so i put them on the cart and off i go. so first i am debating with myself as i go. is it easier to push the cart? pull the cart? so i keep turning around and turning hte cart and all the ppl r staring @ me as i walk down the hall. then i get to the bridge which isnt straight since the buildings arent perfectly on the same level. its kind of like a ramp more than a bridge. so the first part isnt so steep so i can just hold the bottles and walk slowly. but then it got more steep so i decided that i should just walk next 2 the car, let it drive itself, and hold the bottles steady. great idea rite? no. the cart hit a joint in the bridge..and well...BOOM. it tipped over. both bottles. the cart. everything. so there i am mysteriously alone on the bridge. cracking up. bc now i have 2 50 pound bottles that are on the floor. and b4 i just picked them up off from the sink which is much higher. but what am i gonna do? im not gonna b a wimp. so i pick them up and get them back on. and then i shove the cart back 2 the lab. (and then i found 20 bux)

2. so a few weeks ago i had 2 friends over 4 shabbos. one left me w. a book that i "absolutely had to read". i knew that it would be quite entertaining bc its not exactly my type. what is this book u might ask?? "The Art of the Date". ok so im not gonna make fun of the book bc thats just mean..but i gotta say...get a life. i mean seriously. is the only goal in life 2 get married? is that y ppl get fat and ugly after they get married bc the only reason they ever got dressed b4 that was 2 make sure they got a great shidduch? i mean come on ppl. here r some things i just dont get about this book. like some of the "rules" are ridiculous. like the guy comes 2 ur house the first date. dad answers the door. one minute later mom comes and makes small talk. 2 minutes later the girl comes. like hello? is that normal? or bring a digital camera 2 every simcha so that u can snap pictures of guys that interest u and then ask ppl about them. or have seperate tables at weddings, but put them in viewing range of each other so they can pick out the ones they want. like can we possibly get more superficial than that? really my problem is the whole wear makeup and look pretty bc this is when it counts..i mean come on ppl...u dont get dressed in the morning so that u can find a shidduch. or do u?? like why is that ur only goal in life?? sheesh.

on another note. my super hott ipod has arrived!!! woohoo! the clicky wheel needs some breaking in tho bc its not so smooth. but no fear guys. he has been welcomed in2 a loving home. i think thats all for now.