last day of summer, 1979

its 2am. the last 2am i will ever see when not studying. well 4 this year. stern is officially beginning. i finished phase 1 of decorating my wall and even tho there was much sadness and many times i almost stepped on scissors or thumb tacks, it eventually worked out. i'm sure by the end of the year many beautiful items will have made their way on2 my wall and added to its inner and outer beauty.

heres a funny thing that happened 2day:
we were standing in a huge line @ kmart and i had a new jug of gel w. me. aviva turns to me and in a normal voice (not even her indoor voice) she says: "is that your black ppl gel?" i gave her a look of, dude every1 around u is black and u just said that. she then realized her hysterical-ness. and then she stopped talking but i thought it was so funny i cracked up. and up. and up. good times.

miriam is right. we had a lot of fun 2day. especially when the ppl in j2 were complete space cadets from mars. heres how that discussion went:
aviva: hi can i have 1 stuffed crust?
man: sure. 3 minutes go by. then he sticks a regular peice in the oven. 1 minute goes by and he sticks a stuffed crust peice in the oven.
me: hi, can i have 1 stuffed crust and 1 deep dish *note deep dish peice was 4 miriam*
him: sure. he sticks 1 deep dish peice in the oven. finally he takes the peices out. as in 1 stuffed crust and 1 deep dish. thats 2 peices when there should be 3. so then i have to ask him if i can have another peice of stuffed crust. then he rolls his eyes @ me and puts a peice in. then they gave us cold fries. cold slimey fries. but it was all good in the end. especially when we realized that it wasnt stuffed crust but sicilian. maybe thats y they didnt have a clue what we were talking about. o well.

heres something that makes me sad. after cranium was cancelled (dont worry i still plan on playing on sunday but i have 2 do some convincing, i think ppl want 2 go shopping instead. how lame? neways so then i decided that i would go 2 6 flags w. aviva bc its only $5 during orientation. so i go and have a spazzy discussion w. super smart girl that was in my class last year about change for a $20 and then i start filling out the thing 2 go 2 6 flags when she says..o wait u were here last year. and im like yeaa...and shes like, u cant go its only 4 first year students. so then i had a total stern meltdown and i was like omg! y can aviva go and i cant? i pay the same $37,000! and then i was SOO upset. thats after they refused to give me my purple scrubs that make aviva look like a candidate for the 'i just lost 400 pounds' ad.

i went 2 find a boyfriend 2day @ kmart and they only had army ones. i dont want an army boyfriend. i want a solid colored boyfriend. like lime green, orange, or maroon. but no. i must remain single and boyfriendless. (shout out 2 all confused ppl. boyfriend= husband pillow= pillow u lean on w. arms..calling it a boyfriend pillow just makes me feel like i'm really part of this generation of tumah)

what else what else? i finally got a duane reed card. that was a year long battle w. my inner self. i felt that if i succumbed and got a duane reed card then i'd be aware of every $100 i spent there. without it i could always pretend that i didnt even spend $100. but then i realized all those dollars could have been going towards my $5 discounts. and they didnt. so i signed up 2day. yay!

thats all 4 now. i tried to take a break from the blog, but i just couldnt. how else will i get 2 tell my stories? i mean really 2day had way more stories, but alas u dont get 2 hear them unless u ask 4 special permission and pass a rigorous investigative security screening. gnite.