yitziah??

we approach the monkey park thru a large dusty parking lot. a quick glance at the hours shows us that we only have until 3pm, and its 1pm. no fear guys..this park looks small and we'll probly been done in like 45 minutes. we start walking thru. its a typical israeli zoo experience where the water is green and u can only imagine the lawsuits they would get in america. but then u get to a fun climbing park. then u see some more monkeys after that, but it seems as tho theres a sign for yitziah at the end. great.. the exit is coming up u think... and suddenly u find urself in a little part w. monkeys walking around u. thats cool. they must have saved the best 4 last bc theres another yitziah sign. suddenly u're passing more monkeys.. and u see another yitziah sign. that looks amazing. then u find urself near park tables..thats always a clear sign of an exit. but then theres more monkeys! and another yitziah sign. this place is seriously neverending.. then u go thru some more monkeys..rush past a little park..and then BAM u're in kid wonderland. theres a clown. theres a HUGE mcdonalds climbing gym on steroids.. theres a bubble bath pool... popsicles.. its insane. then u think ok this MUST be the end.. so u pass thru a gate and find urself in ANOTHER monkey petting zoo thing. (meanwhile u've been sidestepping all sorts of things in ur quest to leave the place) finally u pop out by the exit...and u think u must be locked in bc theres no way u've finally found the exit 2 hours after first spotting a yitziah sign..
plus the monkies were really cute. a little malnourished and popcorn fed..but cute neways.

all items have been purchased except 4 the chapstick and the sfarim..but no luck ppl...manny's is closed during chol hamoed for some retarted business plan reason. 2nite is partay in mmy...aka lots of speakers and leaving fun notes 4 rabbi katz on his door.. just 4 the record..u dont have red sox pitchers flying in2 buildings when the season's over... but thats just my observation..