How To Know When You Have A Sports Addiction Problem
the title is really from sports illustrated back in the day..as in senior year..actually its sporting news and chani cut it out and put it in the pretty picture she made me and i just saw it and i think that is a fitting title for my list of funny quotes..
wow. so many things to blog about. u know when u're in a verbal spewage mood? thats the mood i'm in. and i have 2 make up for miriam's lack of funniness. i mean seriously dude. we have ppl here who rely on us for entertainment and what r we showing them if we dont entertain?? that we dont care. BUT WE DO CARE!
ok here we go. much of my verbal spewage has to do w. some clever and some not so clever signs/bumper stickers etc that i have seen 2day.
1. holy chevron has really let me down. "Gd loves u as u are, not as u should be" ok dude. thats just bizarre. i mean first of all, as u should be implies that u SHOULD b better. and 2nd of all, if Gd luvs u as u r, y bother being a good person? y not go steal gas from the chevron since Gd still LOVES u. not just likes u. or tolerates u. but LOVES u. weird rite?? a little disturbing. i think they need to rethink their signage.
2. old sketchy man w. no teeth standing on the corner of Howard and Lombard(?). he's wearing a light orange shirt w. white letters..."I LOVE NEW YORK, ITS THE YANKEES I HATE". now theres a shirt. i mean i connected w. that shirt so well that i even smiled @ him. like not only do i not look @ ppl when i walk, but i NEVER smile @ random ppl. i dont even smile @ ppl wearing red sox hats. but seriously. what can beat that shirt?
3. sitting in traffic on baltimore/route 1...2 cars in front of me is a white 15 passenger van that has a bumper sticker that is partially covered by the car in front of me..the only part i can see says "follow me to the city of zion" so im all ready 2 follow and im so psyched until the light turns green and it says...follow me to the city of zion church..hehehe
4. this was a commercial on the radio (1500 AM washington post radio..they're a little 2 into the nationals and their fireworks) so this guy is like "i love the internet..i spend a lot of time relaxing on the internet..like take blogging. i love to blog. i probably spend too much time blogging. i bet u like the internet too. dont u think the internet should pay us back? 15 minutes on geiko.com could save u blah blah.." point is i was sitting in the car totally conecting to the commercial.
ok those r the signs for now. now lets talk about how certain ppl think i shoudl be their cleaning lady. so the tech in the lab is really....interesting. and 2day he breaks a huuuuge beaker as he's setting up his experiment..so he just stands there w. glass all over and curses. so im like umm i'll go find the broom. and i start 2 b all helpful and look 4 a broom while he stands there and curses (what is it w. guys and cursing? i'm the only girl in the lab, and the only 1 who doesnt curse) neways so there is no broom. then he picks up the big peices and throws them in2 the sharps container. and then he goes back 2 work. like dude. theres glass ALL over. so then im annoyed bc the soles of my shoes r thin and im totalyl gonna end up w. glass in my foot. so then dr. chen comes out and hes like, o theres so much glass, i dont want some1 2 get hurt..rachel can u vacuum it up? yup. so there i am on my knees w. the little dust buster vacuuming glass. yesterday it was clumps of rat hair...2day its glass. and does techy say thank u? NO! and then dr. chen takes out a heart for techy and then he's like..rachel can u wash the instruments? and then i turn 2 ner boy and im like is there nething u want me 2 clean..bc the cleaning lady is only here for a little bit 2day..(thats like when my mom takes me shopping and tells me that santa is in town for a limited time only)
ok. i just 4got all the rest of my verbal spewage....so sad...i have 2 go fulfill my nightly requirement...@ least 1 fun and 1 productive thing per night..last nite i did 2 productive and 0 fun things all nite. that is sad. so 2nite i'm hoping 2 do 2 productive and 1 fun thing 2 make me feel better. ok?
wow. so many things to blog about. u know when u're in a verbal spewage mood? thats the mood i'm in. and i have 2 make up for miriam's lack of funniness. i mean seriously dude. we have ppl here who rely on us for entertainment and what r we showing them if we dont entertain?? that we dont care. BUT WE DO CARE!
ok here we go. much of my verbal spewage has to do w. some clever and some not so clever signs/bumper stickers etc that i have seen 2day.
1. holy chevron has really let me down. "Gd loves u as u are, not as u should be" ok dude. thats just bizarre. i mean first of all, as u should be implies that u SHOULD b better. and 2nd of all, if Gd luvs u as u r, y bother being a good person? y not go steal gas from the chevron since Gd still LOVES u. not just likes u. or tolerates u. but LOVES u. weird rite?? a little disturbing. i think they need to rethink their signage.
2. old sketchy man w. no teeth standing on the corner of Howard and Lombard(?). he's wearing a light orange shirt w. white letters..."I LOVE NEW YORK, ITS THE YANKEES I HATE". now theres a shirt. i mean i connected w. that shirt so well that i even smiled @ him. like not only do i not look @ ppl when i walk, but i NEVER smile @ random ppl. i dont even smile @ ppl wearing red sox hats. but seriously. what can beat that shirt?
3. sitting in traffic on baltimore/route 1...2 cars in front of me is a white 15 passenger van that has a bumper sticker that is partially covered by the car in front of me..the only part i can see says "follow me to the city of zion" so im all ready 2 follow and im so psyched until the light turns green and it says...follow me to the city of zion church..hehehe
4. this was a commercial on the radio (1500 AM washington post radio..they're a little 2 into the nationals and their fireworks) so this guy is like "i love the internet..i spend a lot of time relaxing on the internet..like take blogging. i love to blog. i probably spend too much time blogging. i bet u like the internet too. dont u think the internet should pay us back? 15 minutes on geiko.com could save u blah blah.." point is i was sitting in the car totally conecting to the commercial.
ok those r the signs for now. now lets talk about how certain ppl think i shoudl be their cleaning lady. so the tech in the lab is really....interesting. and 2day he breaks a huuuuge beaker as he's setting up his experiment..so he just stands there w. glass all over and curses. so im like umm i'll go find the broom. and i start 2 b all helpful and look 4 a broom while he stands there and curses (what is it w. guys and cursing? i'm the only girl in the lab, and the only 1 who doesnt curse) neways so there is no broom. then he picks up the big peices and throws them in2 the sharps container. and then he goes back 2 work. like dude. theres glass ALL over. so then im annoyed bc the soles of my shoes r thin and im totalyl gonna end up w. glass in my foot. so then dr. chen comes out and hes like, o theres so much glass, i dont want some1 2 get hurt..rachel can u vacuum it up? yup. so there i am on my knees w. the little dust buster vacuuming glass. yesterday it was clumps of rat hair...2day its glass. and does techy say thank u? NO! and then dr. chen takes out a heart for techy and then he's like..rachel can u wash the instruments? and then i turn 2 ner boy and im like is there nething u want me 2 clean..bc the cleaning lady is only here for a little bit 2day..(thats like when my mom takes me shopping and tells me that santa is in town for a limited time only)
ok. i just 4got all the rest of my verbal spewage....so sad...i have 2 go fulfill my nightly requirement...@ least 1 fun and 1 productive thing per night..last nite i did 2 productive and 0 fun things all nite. that is sad. so 2nite i'm hoping 2 do 2 productive and 1 fun thing 2 make me feel better. ok?
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