magical talents r so useful
i once thought that my magical talent was that i could guess what yulia was thinking in her version of 20 questions..however i have found an even better talent (if thats possible)..
heres the story. my neice is 4 months old and shes sick. or teething. or something. last nite she started off in my room. we slept peacefully and then i woke up @ 8:30am feeling like a person who just pulled 9 1/2 hours...until i saw every1 else..they all looked EXHAUSTED. thats when i found out that both my neices had been awake since 12:50 screaming their heads off downstairs. i missed the family party..my parents..my sister in law..my brother..sarielle and ravital all downstairs 2gether @ 3:30 in the morning. now if u think thats not talent..i dont kno what is...of course then i felt guilty..and then i had to hide my inner tiredness bc its shabbos after all and who isnt exhausted on shabbos. but clearly i wasnt as tired as them or entitled 2 b tired. so instead i just fell asleep on the couch as soon as they left for the park...
hmm other stuff going on..2day i heard some1 complaining after shul that the rabbi isnt there..theres never kiddush..it was great 2 hear some1 else complaining about kiddush (ok its true i dont always mind when shul ends earlier w.o a dvar torah)
heres a joke that our #1 most loyal reader malkie shared w. me:
(originally read in readers digest..do u get peices of beit hamikdash for quoting readers digest as ur source?) (and i kno im not quoting it directly, malkie read it 2 me on friday)
a 2nd grade teacher told her class that she was a yankees fan. she then asked the class, who here is a yankees fan? all the kids raised their hands except for one girl in the back. the teacher asked her, why aren't u raising ur hand? the girl told the teacher that she wasnt a yankees fan. the teacher asked..who's ur favorite team if u dont like the yankees?? the girl told her that she liked the red sox. the teacher asked her, y do u like the red sox? the girl explained, my parents like the red sox. the teacher said, do u have to do everything the way ur parents do it? dont u think u should think for yourself? i mean what would u be if ur parents were morons?? the girl replied "a yankees fan" :-D
heres the story. my neice is 4 months old and shes sick. or teething. or something. last nite she started off in my room. we slept peacefully and then i woke up @ 8:30am feeling like a person who just pulled 9 1/2 hours...until i saw every1 else..they all looked EXHAUSTED. thats when i found out that both my neices had been awake since 12:50 screaming their heads off downstairs. i missed the family party..my parents..my sister in law..my brother..sarielle and ravital all downstairs 2gether @ 3:30 in the morning. now if u think thats not talent..i dont kno what is...of course then i felt guilty..and then i had to hide my inner tiredness bc its shabbos after all and who isnt exhausted on shabbos. but clearly i wasnt as tired as them or entitled 2 b tired. so instead i just fell asleep on the couch as soon as they left for the park...
hmm other stuff going on..2day i heard some1 complaining after shul that the rabbi isnt there..theres never kiddush..it was great 2 hear some1 else complaining about kiddush (ok its true i dont always mind when shul ends earlier w.o a dvar torah)
heres a joke that our #1 most loyal reader malkie shared w. me:
(originally read in readers digest..do u get peices of beit hamikdash for quoting readers digest as ur source?) (and i kno im not quoting it directly, malkie read it 2 me on friday)
a 2nd grade teacher told her class that she was a yankees fan. she then asked the class, who here is a yankees fan? all the kids raised their hands except for one girl in the back. the teacher asked her, why aren't u raising ur hand? the girl told the teacher that she wasnt a yankees fan. the teacher asked..who's ur favorite team if u dont like the yankees?? the girl told her that she liked the red sox. the teacher asked her, y do u like the red sox? the girl explained, my parents like the red sox. the teacher said, do u have to do everything the way ur parents do it? dont u think u should think for yourself? i mean what would u be if ur parents were morons?? the girl replied "a yankees fan" :-D
posted by mirrac at 10:15 PM
4 Comments:
OMG I TOTALLY READ THAT JOKE LAST SHABBAT AND WANTED TO TELL YOU AND FORGOT. man, i hate my memory
yah, i love the sleeping through it all thing. but i dont think voosh will like that i am ur #1 reader....even if it is true!
its ok, malkie, i dont mind a bit! and i ALSO read that last shabbos and was like hmm rachel would totally appreciate that but ya..
the point is that only malkie was cool enuf 2 share this joke w. those of us who dont read readers digest like fanatics..
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