guess who's back??

while it is possible to lose ur funny (as we all kno mir did last year) i have in fact not lost mine. it has merely just been covered up by way too much time spent studying. occasionally i feel like i should blog, but then i open up the page and then i get busy w. something else and alas..i find myself part of the 'i have 4gotten how 2 blog' club. its not that it takes a lot of time 2 blog..or that i have 2 try really hard 2 b funny ... ok maybe that part is true..but its just that u need 2 b in a certain state of mind... u cant b squashed @ ur desk surrounded by piles of orgo papers and books and empty bottles of mountain dew, orange juice, and vitamin water. (none of that is actually here rite now bc as usual i procrastinated on friday by doing some intense cleaning) neways heres something super duper thats going on 2morrow:

i, rachel, the quiet person who doesnt like talking 2 strangers will b on stage....with richard joel. its open house day and insane rachel and jenn decided 2 take the bait of free event staff sweatshirt and student embassador line on their resumes 2 b @ skool @ 830 2morrow morning 2 b really friendly 2 parents and their uniterested kids who still think that there is "NO WAY IM GOING 2 STERN".. yea rite buddy..see ya in 2 years :-P neways so our good pal richy is gonna b speaking and part of his speech is calling up the students there and asking them questions...
heres a preview of what might come my way 2morrow :
(after the usual say my name and my hometown and my major..wow only 1 out of those 3 questions is simple considering half the place will think i said bracha..but i have decided 2 turn my back on silver spring and b more interesting and say dallas..sorry folks) neways so then comes:
what do u most like about stern? apparently last sunday @ the yu open house a guy said that yu is probably the only school in the country that has more girls in the library than books. thats a tough act 2 beat... but im thinking that my favorite part of stern is the shidduch shuttle. hopefully i wont b the first 1 called on bc that would b awkward. but once every1 else has said their awkward its a great community...i luv paying 40,000 bux 2 skip class and go shopping thing..then i'll get 2 say my line and b all witty...im super excited...and its kinda sad bc they're giving us breakfast and lunch but lunch is hardcore gonna b scary scary circa wraps..shout out 2 the summer i was in boston and ate a nasty avocado and artichoke hearts wrap from circa in the car back from ny to boston w. the bro.... i've been nauseous ever since..

ok so really i could go on 4ever, but i have an open orgo book laughing @ my lack of following schedule..well actually its all good bc according 2 my plan sunday is:
catch up to the schedule bc its completely unrealistic..
yes that is true. especially when u blog instead of study...or look 4 non-shimon buddy icons...

hope u didnt all miss me 2 much..