mini skirt lady and good rain

miriam has harassed me enuf that i have taken time out of my busy finals schedule to write 2 stories.
story number 1:
location: eden wok time: dinner main character: mini skirt lady. ok so it wasnt exactly a mini skirt, but it was definately above her knee. enter business man with knitted kippa and non-jewish looking asian woman. they discuss what they want to eat and appear to be well aquainted with each other. mini skirt lady calls asian girl over and says: u should just know that intermarriage is against the torah for jewish people. so stay away from him. the man walks over and says excuse me? and shes says, i was just explaining to her about intermarriage and telling her to stay away from you. intermarriage is a big problem these days. u kno my uncle intermarried and he died young. (meanwhile racmac, mirbir, and yule are eavsdropping and r totally shocked) so man says, we've been friends for a long time, its not what you think. so she says, i'm just telling you. so then they go and sit down and he looks absolutely mortified. so he stands up and goes over to miniskirt lady and says, i just wanted to tell you that that was a huge chillul hashem. and she says, it isnt a chilul hashem its in the torah. and he says, that doesnt matter. and she says, it wasnt for you, it was for her. i kno that you kno that intermarriage is wrong. so then he goes back down and the story is over in its active form. but hello. i was severly upset by this encounter. first of all, asian girl could have been converting, or already jewish, or anything. second of all, why do jewish people think that they are every1s mother? go home miniskirt lady and cover ur ervah.
2nd story: the weather forecast looked bleak, and rachel was beyond nervous. daily, hourly, minutely, she checked various weather sites. but alas, it seemed that only time would tell whether or not the red sox yankees game would be rained out. the best assumption was that the game would begin @ 7pm, and around 9 or 10 it would begin to rain. hopefully not enough that the game would end early. however the game proceeded to be the longest game ever w.o extra innings. (thats not an actual fact, merely an expression of time) neways so around the 6th/7th inning, the rain began to fall. however, the rain was not the huge storm that they had expected, it was merely windy and misty. enter foul ball, yankee runs for it, but suddenly the wind and rain causes the ball to fly back into the field and he doesnt catch it. wooooot in the end red sox win 5-3 after trailing 3-1 until that point. (this whole story is a secret, but if elisheva finds out that the rain made the red sox win she might kill me) a great time was had by all red sox fans. wooot booing johnny damon. yuck 4 him he was almost as bad as giambi and robinson cano. hehehe. yay loretta!
ok thats all for now folks. or lack thereof. im still convinced that no1 reads our fine example of a blog. now i shall go head to bed bc i have a serious finals schedule to follow. aka chemistry studying schedule. but this schedule must include the 2 hour greys anatomy CRAZINESS. AHHHHHHHHHH