this is my pesach story.

u know when u're in shul and its silent, and then all these men feel the need to suddenly say a few words out loud..so its like silent silent silent LOUD LOUD silent silent now the other guy LOUD LOUD..?? neways its always driven me crazy, but after 3 cups of wine i couldnt handle it. (hey, i'm little) so there we are the first seder and we're saying hallel. 2 seconds in2 hallel the whole table starts mumbling, and then WHAM i was dying. like cracking up beyond belief. like i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard and my wine was spilling and my family didnt kno why i was laughing and i laughed and laughed. and then i would try to keep saying hallel and then some1 would do the mumble then LOUD thing again. and it was great. so if u r ever with me, PLEASE dont do that. thank you.
things about miriam:
she is ocd. if u want to hang out w. her u first have to shower in acid to burn off ne bacteria that might be on ur skin. and then u have to inhale it, bc who knows what bacteria is in ur mouth??
she hates shoes. make it stop. hehe. neways she really does. the only reason she has so many is bc she is ocd and doenst like 2 wear the same shoe too often. snort.
she is OBSESSED with dallas. like hello i am queeeen of obsession but this girl, she is OBSESSED with dallas. props to you miriam.