THINGS U ALWAYS WANTED 2 KNOW ABOUT MIRBIR

R U READY????
miriam luvs 2 clean. its just that she wants to feel unique, and so she pretends that she doesnt love to clean. its really sad. i mean we all hope that one day miriam will realize that just like its not unique 2 have green hair when all 'unique' ppl have green hair, its not unique 2 have a crazy chaotic room, bc all 'unique' ppl have crazy chaotic rooms. so there u go miriam. u can set ur clean self free. yay!
now here are some things u can make fun of miriam for:
ok just give me a second im thinking...
still thinking...
ok basically i cant think of nething bc all she does is make fun of me so there is never an opportunity to make fun of her. but u should just know, that miriam has a tendancy to be a bigger stalker then me, not that i'm pointing fingers, but who taught me all my stalking skills after all?
heres something about miriam that her family isnt too pleased with- she loves her dog more then her family. maybe because they make her clean for pesach. but now that we've solved that issue they wont have to be sad anymore. (i charge for this psychoanalysis btw, how else am i gonna make it through medical school? i mean i'm not a model like izzy on grey's anatomy...)
here are things that miriam hates: spurs, boys, and ny. guess which one of those things she actually doesnt hate? heheheh.
neways i'm gonna go clean potatoes now...courtesy of my family we complain all pesach and debate whether it'll be in 5 years or 25 years when the whole world gives up on this pathetic idea of kitniot....and then we also debate how its not fair that a hillel sandwich was soft matzah, no crunchy poke u in the gums get stuck on ur gigantic tonsils matzah. so yea thats the story guys...
have a happy holiday!